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Offline Highmac

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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1380 on: December 12, 2019, 01:41:02 PM »
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1381 on: December 12, 2019, 02:50:59 PM »
That's easy: (baked) Mauve!
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1382 on: December 12, 2019, 03:30:19 PM »
I may have been the only 5-year-old to have been expelled from kindergarten on the very first day.

My mother would sometimes curse, and then she would say, "Excuse my French." On the first day of kindergarten, the teacher asked, "Does anyone know any French words?"
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1383 on: December 12, 2019, 04:46:54 PM »
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the teacher asked, "Does anyone know any French words?"
Were you in my kindergarten? We actually learned French words for various things in a doll house! The first word of the previous sentence is the only French word I remember... OTOH, I think it's great that I can even remember attending kindergarten! :yahoo:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1384 on: December 12, 2019, 07:10:56 PM »
Oui! Good one, Jim.
I'm not a complete idiot -- a few parts are missing!