England is great. I've been there twice and have a SIL who is from England. He's great as well. I would have chosen him for my daughter.
Tea, no, not me. It has to be Nabob, perked, strong, milk with 1% cream. My kids always knew that the best time to ask me for something was before I had my coffee. 'Can I fly to the moon?' Uh huh was my answer. Actually, on some days I was serious.
Your coffee sounds horrible.
Since we are way off topic: Apple, Macintosh to all and to all a good day.