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[speaking of senior moments -
A senior woman gets pulled over for speeding...
Senior Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Senior Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Senior Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Senior Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Senior Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Senior Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Senior Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Senior Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.
Senior Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.
Senior Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Senior Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.
Senior Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
