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OT. Atypical funeral
« on: May 26, 2006, 06:20:27 PM »
This is during a very special funeral ceremony for a famous cardiologist.

There are many of his medical colleagues attending the ceremony.
For the circumstance, the entrance to the funeral vault was adorned by a large
6 foot high heart made with red roses, with the casket placed in front of it.

After the ceremonial sermon and last farewells, the gigantic heart opened,
the casket pushed inside, and then the heart closed on itself. A very dramatic scene.

Everybody is silent and most respectful. All of a sudden one of the guests started to laugh. His neighbor tersely tells him to have more respect.

“Shuss…! Why are you  laughing like that?.”  He asked.
“I’m thinking about my own funeral” says the laughter.
“So…” says the offended guest. “I don’t see anything funny about that.”

“Oh yes!”  says the laughter. “I’m a gynecologist!”
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 11:01:14 PM »
Even better (or worse depending on point of view rolleyes.gif) would be...

urologist

or

proctologist


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« Last Edit: May 26, 2006, 11:01:57 PM by krissel »


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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006, 04:15:43 PM »
Groaner.gif Just wait until you get a kidney stone! Don't come 'round here for sympathy! tease.gif
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2006, 08:21:39 PM »
I read recently that the writer of the "Bunny Hop" died.  They had a difficult time getting him into the coffin.  First, they put his right foot in...

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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006, 08:38:37 PM »
Oh....  "That's what its all about"...... whistling.gif

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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2006, 01:35:19 AM »
That's just hokey pokey.


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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2006, 03:16:32 AM »
You folks are nuts. rabbit3.gif

 oops.gif Sorry Lorraine, I'm not qualified to say that.

 2-3 times a year when Creighton University turns out a neurosurgeon, they have me do a caricature of that person as a gift.

Thanks, I'm running out of Doctor jokes.


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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2006, 07:55:32 PM »
QUOTE(krissel @ May 26 2006, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Even better (or worse depending on point of view rolleyes.gif) would be...

urologist

or

proctologist
 ohmy.gif  laugh.gif


Speaking of the point of view...

what about a podiatrist?
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2006, 01:57:51 AM »
Gary you are just toooo goood!   notworthy.gif


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