A lot of folks can't understand how we come to have an oil shortage in
our country.
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Well there is a simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our oil is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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Texas
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Utah
and
Wyoming
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
WASHINGTON D. C.