It is with
GREAT pride and humility that I make the following announcement.
After two years of waiting and dreaming of this. I have garnered a position on the staff of
THE Ohio State University,
Department of Athletics.
I have become a member of an illustrious group called the
REDCOATS!!! 
Any Ohio State alumni,student, faculty or staff member knows who the
REDCOATS are.
Those less informed shall know that we are the keepers of the
GATES at
OHIO STADIUM
. Also affectionately known to all
BUCKEYE FANS as
"THE SHOE". My place of employment:
My credentials
very bad picture. Disregard it. My uniform
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As you might expect I am very proud of all this. Oh almost forgot. There is one more item to the uniform. It is a black hat with a scarlet block O. They ran out of hats when I picked up my uniform. Just my luck!
This is my horoscope from todays paper.
LEO (July 23-Aug22),As much as you want to start a
new project, hold off until you've
completely finished the one
your on.
Have you figured
out that your involvement in
a group raises the bar for
everyone?I think so
GO BUCKS!!!
