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Offline Xairbusdriver

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Horrible Truck Wreck!!!
« Reply #1665 on: July 16, 2024, 08:31:48 AM »
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.

According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

as reported by my wife and Reddit
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1666 on: July 16, 2024, 10:04:03 AM »
I thought that the thesaurus became extinct 60 million years ago.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1667 on: August 14, 2024, 07:00:34 AM »
My Dad showed me a 30 minute powerpoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just of me.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1668 on: October 16, 2024, 09:15:45 AM »
I swear this is NOT political and it's certainly not democratic!! And I have no problem if you want to fact-check me!

Did you hear about the dictator who was only 12 inches tall? He only lasted 1 day, so you could have missed his activities, anyway...
He was a terrible king!
But he was a great ruler.
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1669 on: October 16, 2024, 02:34:14 PM »
I have had a terrible day. I tried to button my shirt and the button came off in my hand. I went to open a door and the knob came off in my hand. I tried to open the car door and the handle came off in my hand.

Now, I'm afraid to pee.   :tears:
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1670 on: October 17, 2024, 01:58:54 AM »
 :rofl:



I'm not.  :toothgrin:
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