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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1695 on: February 18, 2026, 01:15:27 PM »
What's for dinner?
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1696 on: February 18, 2026, 11:35:41 PM »
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Re: We need some Humor!!!
« Reply #1697 on: March 26, 2026, 09:16:07 AM »
How to wash a cat

   • Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
   • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
   • In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
   • At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is probably enjoying this!
   • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power Wash' and 'Rinse'.
   • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
   • Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
   • The cat will rocket out of the lid, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
   • Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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