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Offline Paddy

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« on: May 24, 2003, 09:41:29 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2003, 09:55:45 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2003, 10:03:04 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2003, 12:35:04 AM »
What I really like is the anticipation that there will be more to come by having a horizontal scroll for another several feet after 2003.

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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2003, 03:56:35 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2003, 07:54:48 PM »
My wife gets all the good stuff (I hope that counts me! blush-anim-cl.gif )!

Here's another 'cool' message she got (WARNING-This may take a while on a dialup!):
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Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on each horse. Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to make it turn off or turn it back on again. Somebody did some real wizardry of programming to coordinate this! Try clicking on the horses from left to right then right to left then just one or two at a time... It's fun and a good stress reliever. Have fun!

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf


Hope this cheers you up as much as the news that my best friend has returned home after having a pacemaker installed! I just hope it's not running Windows! oops.gif
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2003, 11:15:23 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2003, 04:29:13 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2003, 04:41:38 AM »
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Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exist because of their silent consent.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2003, 04:55:36 AM »
A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" Said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"
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Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exist because of their silent consent.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2003, 12:24:50 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2003, 04:44:26 PM »
There may be someone, somewhere, funnier than Dave Barry, week after week after week, but I have yet to encounter him or her . . .

Dave gets summer off to a great start with this recent contribution to the parental body of knowledge . . .

Here's Dave
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2003, 08:31:59 PM »
The latest Tidbits had this link to a product you wireless geeks will certainly appreciate. It's a product called WiFi Speed Spray.

I almost posted this in the topic requesting info on hosting and web design, but decided against it. I highly encourage you to visit the above link and then check the sight designer link at the bottom of its page. Anyone who has studied any kind of design will immediately recognize a budding genius! jawdrop.gif

And, please, if you let this person design a 'sight' for you, promise not to tell us! nono.gif  wallbash.gif

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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2003, 09:20:19 PM »
Too Funny Paddy! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


Abd, the WIFI spray had me rolling. Had to reread the "Disclaimer" again. smile.gif smile.gif
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