My first car was a Datsun 510 ('71?) - a hand-me-down from my mother, which lasted all of about 6 months before its Flintstone-like characteristics rendered it a little...um...scary. (Actually it wasn't the rust holes in the floor, but rather the warning not to exceed about 30 MPH, especially over bumps, from a friend who looked at the engine mounts.
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Anyway - it never went 0-60 in 1.8 seconds!!