"you buy 'em books and buy 'em books... and all they do is eat the pages..."
Back to the probe... if you don't mind...
It's even more amazing when you realize the thing went through a 31 month "sleep" mode! Apparently it's not running Panther! That's the OS X version in use when the thing was launched (2004)! I think some still have problems with their Mac's waking up!