In my daily ration of spam, now that the frequency of messages promoting cheap Viagra are exceeding those promising amazing mortgage refinancing (with, of course, the occasional “hot Russian chicks” item mixed in for good measure), I guess it’s time for some real creativity from the netherworld of e-correspondence.
I think I received one such, yesterday.
Under the heading Customer Order Nr. 12345-756-89 was a long, detailed and reasonably well-constructed "confirmation of an order" from some (hypothetical) woman in NJ for
Mallory’s Marvelous Muffins to be delivered to someone in Whipstich, AK . . . or somesuch. No money is requested, after all this is just a “confirmation”.
Some muffins! 2lbs for $29! Shipping = $8
It very closely resembles the kind of transaction confirmation one receives from any legitimate internet transaction.
It cries out, naturally, for correction: y’know Person C responds with the “helpful” information that Person A’s order for Person B has been mistakenly sent to “C”. After all, we wouldn't want someone failing to receive their celebratory muffins.
And, b-I-n-g-o, they’ve got you on their list of confirmed recipients/addressees.
Oh yes, it has an .exe file attached