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« Last post by jchuzi on March 26, 2026, 09:16:07 AM »How to wash a cat
• Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
• Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
• In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
• At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is probably enjoying this!
• Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power Wash' and 'Rinse'.
• Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
• Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
• The cat will rocket out of the lid, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
• Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
You’re welcome!
Sincerely,
The Dog
• Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
• Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
• In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
• At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is probably enjoying this!
• Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power Wash' and 'Rinse'.
• Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
• Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
• The cat will rocket out of the lid, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
• Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
You’re welcome!
Sincerely,
The Dog
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