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jwboyd
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Reply #495 on:
June 09, 2009, 08:18:54 PM »
Just a little gutter humor, Jim!
You may remove this post, and my previous one, now that no one knows what we're talking about.
Joe
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I'm not a complete idiot -- a few parts are missing!
Xairbusdriver
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27" iMac (mid-17), Big Sur, Mac mini, Catalina
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Reply #496 on:
June 09, 2009, 09:38:19 PM »
I don't have those super powers, anymore. And I'm also used to people not knowing what I'm talking about. In fact, rarely a day goes by without someone telling me that I don't know what I talking about...
Nor do I know much about bowling, so I missed the 'gutter humor.'
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION!
Childhood vaccinations cause adults!
kimmer
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Reply #497 on:
June 09, 2009, 11:15:45 PM »
QUOTE(jwboyd @ Jun 9 2009, 05:18 PM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just a little gutter humor, Jim!
You may remove this post, and my previous one, now that no one knows what we're talking about.
Joe
I like this humerus twist and removing it would brake the strange converstation flow.
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chriskleeman
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Reply #498 on:
June 10, 2009, 09:50:48 AM »
Chris
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jwboyd
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Reply #499 on:
June 10, 2009, 11:27:57 AM »
Enough with the arm-twisting already,
kimmer
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Xairbusdriver
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Reply #500 on:
June 10, 2009, 01:38:11 PM »
QUOTE
I like this humerus twist and removing it would brake the strange converstation flow
Where are the Pun, Spelling and Grammar Police when you need them?!
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION!
Childhood vaccinations cause adults!
krissel
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Posts: 14735
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Reply #501 on:
June 11, 2009, 12:28:02 AM »
Joe, thing is, we all know Jim too well. No need to remove your posts...we understand.
Good one, Kimmer.
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Highmac
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Posts: 5455
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Reply #502 on:
June 11, 2009, 12:36:41 AM »
It was studying Shakespeare at school that made me want to be a poet.
I just went from bard to verse.
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Neil
MacMini (2018) OS10.14.6 (Mojave). Monitor: LG 27in 4K Ultra HD LED.
15in MacBook Pro (Mid 2014) OS10.13.4 (High Sierra);
15in MacBook Pro (2010), (ex-Snow Leopard); now OS10.13.6 (High Sierra); 500GB Solid-State SATA drive; 4GB memory.
Xairbusdriver
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Reply #503 on:
July 03, 2009, 04:02:17 PM »
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You'll never see a sequel like this from Microsoft!
>
Humility is never wasted!
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION!
Childhood vaccinations cause adults!
Xairbusdriver
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Posts: 26388
27" iMac (mid-17), Big Sur, Mac mini, Catalina
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Reply #504 on:
July 03, 2009, 04:09:34 PM »
And, you shouldn't have to see <
this
>at an Apple Store!
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THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUNTRIES
Those that use metric = #1 Measurement system
And the United States = The Banana system
CAUTION!
Childhood vaccinations cause adults!
Highmac
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Posts: 5455
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Reply #505 on:
July 03, 2009, 04:21:43 PM »
A stairlift maker has developed a turbo model which gets you upstairs before you forget why you went up there...
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Neil
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15in MacBook Pro (Mid 2014) OS10.13.4 (High Sierra);
15in MacBook Pro (2010), (ex-Snow Leopard); now OS10.13.6 (High Sierra); 500GB Solid-State SATA drive; 4GB memory.
kimmer
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Reply #506 on:
July 03, 2009, 05:15:11 PM »
@Highmac -- LOL!
QUOTE(Xairbusdriver @ Jul 3 2009, 01:09 PM)
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And, you shouldn't have to see <
this
>at an Apple Store!
Don't
want
to see it, either!
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krissel
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Reply #507 on:
July 04, 2009, 01:51:52 AM »
Don't throw away your old VCR!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-MGx-3t8CJ-k/vcr_hack/
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Highmac
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Reply #508 on:
July 04, 2009, 05:27:40 AM »
Wow! We have three up in our roofspace!
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Neil
MacMini (2018) OS10.14.6 (Mojave). Monitor: LG 27in 4K Ultra HD LED.
15in MacBook Pro (Mid 2014) OS10.13.4 (High Sierra);
15in MacBook Pro (2010), (ex-Snow Leopard); now OS10.13.6 (High Sierra); 500GB Solid-State SATA drive; 4GB memory.
Highmac
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Reply #509 on:
July 04, 2009, 05:39:15 AM »
QUOTE(RNKIII @ Mar 16 2009, 02:56 PM)
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In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Bob K. rnkiii
One of our digital services, UKTV History, changed its name to "Yesterday". It operates only in daytime, so when it closes down the screen reads: "Yesterday will be back tomorrow"
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Neil
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15in MacBook Pro (Mid 2014) OS10.13.4 (High Sierra);
15in MacBook Pro (2010), (ex-Snow Leopard); now OS10.13.6 (High Sierra); 500GB Solid-State SATA drive; 4GB memory.
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