Try this one:
>>>Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up
by May
>>>21st
>>>NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
content,
each
>>>course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 1
>>>HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
>>>Step by step, with slide presentation.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 2
>>>THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
>>>Round table discussion.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 3
>>>IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT
UP AND
>>>AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group Practice.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 4
>>>FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
>>>Pictures and explanatory graphics.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 5
>>>THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO
>>>THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on Video.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 6
>>>LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE
IT.
Help
>>>line support and support groups.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 7
>>>LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE
>>>INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
>>>
>>>
>>>Open forum.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 8
>>>HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
>>>Graphics and audio tape.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 9
>>>REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
>>>Real life testimonials.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 10
>>>IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
>>>Driving simulation.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 11
>>>LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH
OTHERS.
>>>Online classes and role playing.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 12
>>>HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
>>>Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 13
>>>HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES,
>>>OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
>>>
>>>
>>>Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
>>>
>>>
>>>TOPIC 14
>>>CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
>>>Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they
belong
>>>so that they can be easily found.
>>>
>>>
>>>Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any
survivors.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>BUMPERS STICKERS FOR LADIES --
>>>
>>>
>>>BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
>>>
>>>OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
>>>
>>>GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT
BACKWARDS
>>>AND IN HIGH HEELS
>>>
>>>A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS
UNTIL
YOU
>>>PUT HER IN HOT WATER
>>>
>>>I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE
MARRIAGE
AND A
>>>CAREER
>>>
>>>SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
>>>
>>>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
>>>
>>>DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
>>>
>>>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
>>>
>>>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
>>>
>>>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
>>>
>>>DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
>>>
>>>ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
>>>
>>>I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
>>>
>>>HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
>>>
>>>DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
>>>
>>>And last but not least:
>>>
>>>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN